Funky Plain Front
Sizes on the website are in US sizes
Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve got a 17cm side and a single front panel that is fully lined.
I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
My friends say I am well present, loyal and make you feel comfortable to have around. So if you want to go swimming together, and want a long, meaningful relationship that isn’t complicated, then let’s catch up.
Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.
If you’re like us and invest in anything a Hollywood star does, then you’ll be big into insect farms too. We’ve poured our life savings into everything from mealworm to ladybird farms in the hope someone smart will convince the world that eating creepy crawlies will taste better than a hamburger. In the meantime we’ve mixed a few bugs into our swimwear to diversify our risk and start giving you a flavour for what’s to come in the future.